Whoa! Before you're imagination goes totally berserk, let me just say that she's barely 18. My neighbor is a hotshot fetish photographer and he wanted to use my bathroom for a recent photo shoot. Still, it is MY bathroom and if I hadn't gone and told you the truth, you would've swallowed just about any crackpot fairytale I could conjure up. What with me being the lead guitar for the coolest band in L.A. anything's possible, right? That said, please feel free to use this photo to further any lies or mistruths about me that you're heart so desires. It's good to be an Evangenital.